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mazephoenix) wrote2015-10-24 09:45 am
mazephoenix) wrote2015-10-24 09:45 am
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Movies: Age of Ultron and The Death of Charlie Countryman
Spoilers under the cut.
So Age of Ultron felt very assembly line for Whedon. Like ticking off boxes-setup for Black Panther, new heroes introduced, romance which no one needed(i.e Bruce and Nat-oh noes), boring villian. Elizabeth Olsen can act and that really showed ScarJo's limitations-the emotional stuff fell flat whereas I believe in her as an assassin.
Natasha saying she's a monster cause she can't have kids-oh lord no. Don't do that.
Quicksilver had nothing on the X-men version, but Vision was nicely done.
Nice Cap-Tony stuff, Hawkeye's stuff was dull by comparison.
Nice special effects-but the first Avengers movie was better. I understand Whedon wanting to leave to do other stuff.
The other movie had Mads Mikkelsen being beautiful and deadly, oh I wanted more of that. Well, at least he beat up Shia LeBeouf a lot.
Melissa Leo was a cameo of the hero's dead mom-boo.
So our hero goes to Bucharest after his mom's death and some dude on the plane dies. So he romaces dead dude's daughter-as you do. But she's married to a gangster-guess who? Who she calls the most beautiful man she has ever seen. Yeah. Shia has nothing on that. That's my version and I'm sticking to it.
So Age of Ultron felt very assembly line for Whedon. Like ticking off boxes-setup for Black Panther, new heroes introduced, romance which no one needed(i.e Bruce and Nat-oh noes), boring villian. Elizabeth Olsen can act and that really showed ScarJo's limitations-the emotional stuff fell flat whereas I believe in her as an assassin.
Natasha saying she's a monster cause she can't have kids-oh lord no. Don't do that.
Quicksilver had nothing on the X-men version, but Vision was nicely done.
Nice Cap-Tony stuff, Hawkeye's stuff was dull by comparison.
Nice special effects-but the first Avengers movie was better. I understand Whedon wanting to leave to do other stuff.
The other movie had Mads Mikkelsen being beautiful and deadly, oh I wanted more of that. Well, at least he beat up Shia LeBeouf a lot.
Melissa Leo was a cameo of the hero's dead mom-boo.
So our hero goes to Bucharest after his mom's death and some dude on the plane dies. So he romaces dead dude's daughter-as you do. But she's married to a gangster-guess who? Who she calls the most beautiful man she has ever seen. Yeah. Shia has nothing on that. That's my version and I'm sticking to it.